Dear Dungeon Master,
You're probably really underappreciated. You took the time to create a game for my character and I enjoy it. I just want to let you know that if it wasn't for you I would not have some adventure in my life so I hope you keep your health and your mind creative so we can have a great relationship together. Oh, and please don't keep me hanging, it makes me edgy.
Hunter.
PS - Thanks for not abruptly killing my character.