Worst Pickup Line Ever!
Name: Paula
Comments: Can you imagine someone coming up to you and saying, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
My good buddy got punched for this one:
He licked his fingertip, dabbed the collar of the cute girl he was hitting on, touched his own, then smoothly (So he thought) said, "Let's go get out of these wet things."
It turns out she was HEAVY into self-defense classes. The right hook he did not see coming; the knee to the solar plexus he did, but there wasn't a lot he could do about it. We scraped him up and let him drink his agony away that night.