In a traffic court of a large city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
"You"re a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I"ve waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at that table and write "I went through a red light" 500 times!"