Stung By A Bee

Stung By A Bee

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
in pain "Please
doctor you"ve got to help me. I"ve been stung by a
bee."

doctor: "Don't worry; I"ll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles
away by now."

doctor: "No you don't understand! I"ll put some cream
on the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree"

doctor (in anger): "No, no you idiot! I mean on which
part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

doctor (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"

MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the
same to me."