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Cat Quiz

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
1) It's hungry
2) It's lost
3) You're hungry
4) Let the begging begin


Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?:
1) Supper
2) Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat
3) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
4) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat


Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
1) You're in trouble - better not do it again
2) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
3) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it
4) It is time to chew on the cable wire again


Staircases are for:
1) Getting up to the human's bed at 4am
2) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
3) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it
4) All of the above


Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
1) Listen intently, even if you don't understand
2) Meow in acknowledgment and continue what you were doing
3) Ignore him/her completely; you're a cat, they mean nothing
4) Move on to the next annoying activity to encourage their talking
behavior


Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics are:
1) Important to humans and should be left alone
2) Playthings and deserve your total attention; no matter what
damage may result
3) Annoying and should be removed immediately Birds, small rodents
and large bugs should be:
4) Ignored (especially if your human wants them removed)
5) Played with until they stop playing
6) Presented to your human as a proud trophy
7) Hidden under your human's pillow for safe keeping
8) Consumed for their nutritional value


A human giving you a bath should be considered:
1) Under no circumstances
2) Under no circumstances
3) Under no circumstances
4) An act of war
5) All of the above


Your human's value is limited to:
1) Providing food
2) Providing water
3) Letting you out
4) Providing opposite-gender feline companionship
5) Leaving you alone
6) All of the above; if properly trained

Quiz Cat

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
1) It's hungry



Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?:
1) Supper

Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
1) You're in trouble - better not do it again



Staircases are for:
1) Getting up to the human's bed at 4am
2) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
3) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it
4) All of the above


Your human talks/yells at you. You should:

2) Meow in acknowledgment and continue what you were doing


Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics are:

2) Playthings and deserve your total attention; no matter what
damage may result


Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:

5) Played with until they stop playing




A human giving you a bath should be considered:

4) An act of war



Your human's value is limited to:

6) All of the above; if properly trained