I have a favorite T-shirt that for some reason my husband hates.
It says: If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? At target we have some real good ones. The one I would love to get is: Keep Staring I just might Do a Trick! I have several Tweety T-shirts with cute sayings like Spoil Me (on front) I Deserve It (on back).
I have seen this on a sign and found it funny but I am sure they have made a shirt with it at some point.
"I smile because you are my dad, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it."
cwahsheh purchases this for my dad when we got married. He has it hanging next to his recliner.