A computer repair man answered his tellephone.
Repair man- hello?
lady- yes, I have a problem.
Repair man- what's the problem?
lady- well, I was using the internet to write my sister and all of a sudden all my words dissapeared.
Repair man- dissapeared? did your computer freeze? can you still move your mouse?
lady- no. there's nothing on the screen the screen is blank.
Repair man- Is your moniter plugged in?
lady- Moniter?
Repair man- look at where you plugged your computer into the wall.. is it still plugged in?
lady- I dunno.
Repair man- well could you look?
lady- it's in the corner and I can't see, it's too dark in here with out the lights on.
Repair man- well maybe you should turn the lights on.
Lady- I can't the electricity went out.
Repair man ( ticked )- do you still have the box the computer came in?
lady- yes, why is it bad?
repair man- yes I'm afraid it is. Put the computer back in the box and take it back to where you got it.
lady- what should I tell them?
repair man- tell them your too darn stupid to own a computer.