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A Real Student in a Real Classroom

:A young man was sitting in class when the professor asked him if he knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was. He sat quietly, pondering this very profound question. Finally, after giving it a lot of thought, he sighed and said, "I think this was the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

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Nasrudin went to a Turkish bath. As he was poorly dressed the attendants treated him in a casual manner, game him only a scrap of soap and an old towel. When he left, Nasrudin gave the two men a gold coin each. He had not complained, and they could not understand it. Could it be, they wondered, that if he had been better treated he would have given an even larger tip? The following week Nasrudin appeared again. This time, of course, he was looked after like a king. After being massaged, perfumed and treated with the utmost deference, he left the bath, handing each attendant the smallest possible copper coin. This, said Nasrudin is for the last time I was here. The gold coins were for this week.

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Nasrudin went into a shop to buy a pair of trousers. Then he changed his mind and chose a cloak instead, at the same price. Picking up the cloak he left the shop. You have not paid, shouted the merchant. I left you the trousers, which were of the same value as the cloak. But you did not pay for the trousers either. Of course not  said Nasrudin - why should I pay for something that I did not want to buy??

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Nasrudin climbed into someone's kitchen garden and started filling a sack with everything that he could lay his hands on. A gardener saw him and came running. What are you doing here?I was blown here by a high wind replied Nasrudin. And who uprooted the vegetables? I caught hold of them to stop myself being swept along. And how does it come that there are vegetables in that sack? That is just what I was wondering about when you interrupted me.

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Carrying home a load of delicate glassware, Nasrudin dropped it in the street. Everything was smashed. A crowd gathered.

What's the matter with you idiots? howled Nasrudin. Haven't you ever seen a fool before?