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Post Date: 7th Sep, 2016 - 6:04am / Post ID: #

Critical Funny - Post Your RPG Puns
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Critical Funny - Post Your RPG Puns

I suppose I should start us off with something.

What do you call a Paladin squirting milk out of their nose?

HOLY COW
Why did Anakin cross the road?

To cross to the DARK SIDE
What do you get when you put a Mage in a Brothel?

MAGIC MIKE

Did you hear what happened to the Brawler who rolled a 4 in his attack throw?
HE MISSED THE PUNCH LINE
I think that's enough out of me…

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Post Date: 9th Nov, 2017 - 11:04pm / Post ID: #

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Did you hear why the Warlock summoned a round, yellow fuzzball as a familiar? He was playing too much with his Pact, man.

Why did the Paladin bless the landscape?
Because he thought they said to go get his "Holy sward"
Why does a Hawaiian make a great paladin?
Because they already know how to Lei on hands.
Why did the wizard shoot himself with a Magic Missile?
Because he didn't recognize his Mirror Image.


 
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