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Why did the chicken cross the road... - Page 5

I want to clear up the notion of the chiken crossing the road when he actually only went ½ way.  he was so mad he wanted to just lay it on the line for people.

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The chicken didn't actually cross the road he just stood still and they built a road on the other side of him going in the opposite direction, well the rate they build roads around here thats possible.

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Unfortunately the community council did not think it was worth the effort to make a chicken overpass so crossing the road was necessary.

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I have a good one.  This chicken joke is compliments of my 4 year old cousin.  He said, "Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because it was nailed to the fence!"  then he started laughing for hours.....

Oh, what about an chicken underpass?  Those are great and scary at night.

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Why do men climb mountains?
Why do they cross rivers and oceans?
Why do they voyage to the bottom of the sea?
Why did man go to the moon?
Because it was there!
And thats why the Chicken Crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Since I'm obsessed with Invader Zim...

Zim: Who cares? When I rule this filthy planet, there will BE no chickens! MUAHAHAHA!

GIR: Let's go to my room, chicken!

Gaz: Who cares, I'm 10 levels away from beating this game, and if I lose, the chicken will pay!

Dib: THE CHICKEN'S AN ALIEN, I TELL YOU! YOU ALL THINK I'M CRAZY, BUT I HAVE PROOF!

Ms. Bitters: The chicken knows that the world is doomed...

That's all I can think of...

Why the chicken cross road... - Page 5

To avoid the self-righteous that were trying to kick him into hell.

To beat Bwren in the Arcade since his scores are so easy to remove.