Bus driver scared of making whoopee...
Reuters - An Australian bus driver who called police after he found a package on his bus which emitted a strange sound when touched was left red-faced when it turned out to be a novelty store cushion.
Ref. https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...alia_cushion_dc
Its a bomb!
Its a gaseous emission!
No, its a whoopee cushion!
I would be very embarrassed by this one! Imagine being a police man or a bomb squad diffuser, finding out its a whoopee cushion. First the sense of relief, then the unbridled laughter at the bus drivers expense.