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Joke - Mothers and their Sons

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Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint.
 He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in
 over two years."

 The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not
 looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all
 that time."

 "My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."

 I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to
 throw him a big party."

Sons their Mothers Joke

"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age". -- Amos Bronson Alcott