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Be carfull what you say to Witch Doctors

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single
whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little
friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his
shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he
drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back
his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks
the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves
the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in
Africa and you called that witch-doctor a w@nker"

Doctors Witch to you carfull Be

"A prudent question is one-half of wisdom". -- Francis Bacon