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the reason they got mad was because

i wonder if this is Wayned's way of saying that he wants his picture in the next joke thread I am going to make called, 'Mad Member Disease'? Any other takers? I have so far Eyesonu, need two more.

Disease Cow Mad Joke

That was a cute joke... much better than the last Mad cow disease joke I heard... it was kinda sexist, so I wont tell...

Joke - Mad Cow Disease Games Forum & Humor Jokes

Good job Jg, Pretty funny, I had to keep moving over 1 like 6 times before he said it all over, they do get pretty annoying though... I wish I could make something like that but i'm not to good at making things, i'm more of a player/tester, not making things...

Jesse Hamshaw

Page 2 Disease Cow Mad Joke

JB said:

This could be a riot. Go ahead and count me in. Just need one more. Who else can take a little light-hearted humor at his/her expense?

Actually, I can think of plenty of lines if the subject were alcoholism/addiction:

"No, I haven't seen your wallet, dude. What do you mean, you don't trust me?"

"The label says take 2 pills every 4 hours, and do not drink alcohol. That really means take 4 pills every 2 hours and wash 'em down with a quart of vodka."

"Can I borrow your car, tv, stereo? I swear I'll bring it right back!"

"I'll smoke anything that doesn't smoke me first!"

"15 people died from this LSD? It's gotta be pretty awesome!"

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem!"

There's plenty more where those came from.