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Joke - Out of the Mouth of Babes

A Child's Prayer

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his
son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta
ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad
his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa
dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured
himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit
spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless
Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.
Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor,
dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his
son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started
to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all
night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make
sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his
wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're
here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman
dead on our porch this morning!"

Babes Mouth the Out Joke

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the
bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this,"
and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and
stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her
face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"