Not nice to do in public, but it is a necessary human trait, but should one create a web site dedicated to facts about it? This site did:
Ref. https://www.heptune.com/farts.html
Wow, that was a lot of information on farts! I have to say I learned a lot and had quite a few questions answered. I will have to go back and visit some of the extra links for more fart folly!
Interesting site. I went to the homepage and they even have a fact page on poo. Yuk!
https://www.heptune.com/poop.html
I can't believe there is a site all about such things. More than that, I can't believe I found it interesting and amusing! I am going to try the loosely bunched up toilet paper in public bathroom trick the next time I am in such a situation.
Face it, folks. Farts are funny. Even "Facts On Farts" are funny. Even funnier, someone filched the Facts on Farts.
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This is the original Facts on Farts. There are several unauthorized, plagiarized versions out there that do not give credit to this page's author, and which are incomplete. Do not be fooled by imitations! |
Ok, this is one of the funniest "science" pages I have ever been too! Here is my personal favorite fart fact!
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The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. |
I'm not sure which fact is more disturbing, the fact that it's a site all about farts, or, the fact that a woman runs it. Just kidding. Get a grip, we all fart. I, for one, am neither shocked or disgusted by this site. I am surprised by its' length. They left one off of the fart words list though...Cheek Speak.