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12 Annoying Types Encounter Gym - Psychology, Special Needs, Health - Posted: 5th Apr, 2013 - 6:29pm
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12 Most Annoying Types You Encounter At Gym
You know, when you go to the gym not everything is about exercising. A lot of people see it as a social function with a big percentage coming to "Show off. What are the top 12 most annoying types?
QUOTE The Abdominator
Usually a young male who has this odd habit of lifting up his shirt to wipe nonexistent sweat away from his forehead, revealing a chiseled six-pack. For some reason, this action always coincides with proximity to a young, attractive female.
Since his eyes are covered by his shirt, he cannot see that she is rolling hers.
The Hoarder
I"ve seen women do this, but it's usually a guy thing. They're obsessed with multiple varieties of supersets and compound sets. Such an approach to exercise is admirable, but during busy gym times trying to carve out a fiefdom of several pieces of equipment that no one else is permitted to touch qualifies as douchbaggery. It's annoying to see one of the few bench presses abandoned for several minutes with plates still on it, and when you finally decide to go and use it, the Hoarder charges up, indignant, proclaiming, "I'm using that!"
Horders deserve to have a premenstrual crocodile shoved down their pants.
The Barracuda
Just like a cougar -- a prowler of young men -- except older.
And hungrier.
The Fisherman
This is the guy who considers the gym to be his personal Plenty Of Fish and hits on every person lacking a Y chromosome. He lives by the adage that it you fire off enough rounds, eventually you'll hit something.
The stench coming off him isn't B.O.; it's desperation.
Herculass
She is a female version of Hercules, and she can lift more than you. She's tough, focused and she doesn't want to talk to any fishermen. In most cases, she doesn't want to talk to anybody because she's too busy kicking ass with the iron.
Try not to hurt yourself attempting to keep up with her. She is not impressed. Source 1
Usually a young male who has this odd habit of lifting up his shirt to wipe nonexistent sweat away from his forehead, revealing a chiseled six-pack. For some reason, this action always coincides with proximity to a young, attractive female.
Since his eyes are covered by his shirt, he cannot see that she is rolling hers.
The Hoarder
I"ve seen women do this, but it's usually a guy thing. They're obsessed with multiple varieties of supersets and compound sets. Such an approach to exercise is admirable, but during busy gym times trying to carve out a fiefdom of several pieces of equipment that no one else is permitted to touch qualifies as douchbaggery. It's annoying to see one of the few bench presses abandoned for several minutes with plates still on it, and when you finally decide to go and use it, the Hoarder charges up, indignant, proclaiming, "I'm using that!"
Horders deserve to have a premenstrual crocodile shoved down their pants.
The Barracuda
Just like a cougar -- a prowler of young men -- except older.
And hungrier.
The Fisherman
This is the guy who considers the gym to be his personal Plenty Of Fish and hits on every person lacking a Y chromosome. He lives by the adage that it you fire off enough rounds, eventually you'll hit something.
The stench coming off him isn't B.O.; it's desperation.
Herculass
She is a female version of Hercules, and she can lift more than you. She's tough, focused and she doesn't want to talk to any fishermen. In most cases, she doesn't want to talk to anybody because she's too busy kicking ass with the iron.
Try not to hurt yourself attempting to keep up with her. She is not impressed. Source 1
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