Okay, when I was going to work at Summer Camp this past Summer, I was trying to dredge up jokes I remembered as a child. Well, this one was brought to me by my boyfriend's step-dad only a couple years ago. If you need a joke to tell a child, here it is.
Q: Why did Tigger go into the bathroom?
A: He was looking for Pooh.
Admit it, though, you laughed.
Have you ever watched or read Winnie the Pooh? It's a children's series based on a stuff bear, and he has a friend named Tigger.
Bathroom...poo. Winnie the Pooh.
Did that help?
Yeah, of course I've watched Winnie the pooh! I think this joke will work better when it's not written, because when you see pooh, you immediately think about the bear, whereas when you hear pooh, both things come to mind.