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Make Us Happy This Election 2004

Bill, Hillary and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.

Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his copilot, "Such bigshots back there... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."

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Good one Agene! I have heard some good Kerry jokes recently but unfortunately they're a bit too racy to post on this forum

Make Us Happy This Election 2004 Games Forum & Humor Jokes

**giggles** I love it! I've heard a few cute ones, but if I were to try to remember them, I'd end up messing them up.