I would probably buy one of the shirts too. It is a good way to remind people of how stupid it is to buy a grilled cheese sandwich for thousands of dollars because there is a blot on it that looks like a woman. I have an oil stain in my driveway, maybe I should charge admission to come view it. I am sure if you stare at it long enough, you can see someone's face in it...
I went tanning today and got a little crispy. When I was in the bed I had my elbow in an awkward position so when I looked at it in the mirror, the red spots looked like the face of Richard Simmons and when I bend it in and out, it looks like he is talking. Maybe I can take a picture of it and sell it on Ebay for a couple thou.