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Womens Top Ten Lies

Womens Top Ten Lies

I hope you guys don't get mad at me. I know I'm new and stuff... but this seemed to be in high request. So here you go.

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"I need some space." <-- Half a sentence. The REST of it is, "without you in it."

"I think we should start seeing other people." translation: I like your brother/ friend/ coworker/ anyone else.

"Oh no, you're friends are great."

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Here is one of the number one lies in my book:

"No, I really do not want anymore of that cheesecake, I think one slice satisfies me."

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I have got the lie to top them all,

"I do not know what I want for dinner, you choose something."

In other words,

"I know what I want so I will let you choose as long as what I want is what you pick."

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Bwren, that is a true classic. How about this one...

"No, I do not want to shop, let's save money"

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Here's one when asked by the man "What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

Which means, "If I tell you now, I will rip your head off so back off. I'll tell you in 2 days."

Not that I have ever used that.

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Cwahsheh, now that is a true classic!

Okay here is another one that is very similar...

Wife is *talking a lot while husband is doing something intricate*

Wife then says, "Are you hearing what I am saying?"

Husband, "Sorry, what did you say?"

Wife, "Nevermind"

Nevermind = You are always ignoring me, see if you get any dinner tonight.

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One I hear from some women:

"I'm perfectly happy without a man in my life."

Then when they are in the presence of an attractive, available man, they practically throw themselves at him ~ and knock over any other woman in their way! Sheesh.

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Too true FarSeer.

I like when my wife says "I think I should clean the basement up/houe/laundry ect"

What she means is the basement is a mess and you better have that cleaned up by tomorrow or else!