Wow, its been like so long since I've been here. They can definitely use a new paint job and some of the decorations are beginning to be retro.
Looking at the decorations he rubs his chin thinking, Isn't pumpkin season over? They probably need some kind of winter or fireplace scene now.
Oh wait, I did not see you come in. How long have you been standing there? Depressed huh... Well nothing like some fresh air and a mile run to get your lungs going.
"Well you have a wife and some kids maybe they can help you get your lungs in shape by going for family walks."
Depressed about how Cozyville has become a rundown place he decides to order something that is sure to cheer him up: a double cheese burger with large fries and a strawberry milkshake!