Boar in My Bed!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A wild boar was found taking a nap in the guest bedroom in a Bavarian family's house after fleeing from hunters, police said Monday.
Ref. https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060110/od_nm/germany_boar_dc
Of all the things to walk into, that rates right up there with the horse head in the bed. Biggest difference is that the horse head couldn't attack and gore you with its tusks. In times like that, you just shut the door and quietly sneak back out and call animal control!
Oh my goodness. I can't even imagine! I have a golden retriever puppy who is 10 months old and I thought HE was a horrible bedmate!