Superman Peanut Butter
Did you know that Superman has his own Peanut Butter?
I remember that stuff. It tasted just like Peter Pan brand peanut butter. The cartoons really were that lame. I'm just glad they didn't imply that Superman, erm, generated the peanut butter himself. Spontaneous peanut butter generation breath would have a hard time vying with his hyper-breath, and I don't want to think of old Clark barfing out peanut butter for the good little boys and girls.