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T-shirt Sayings

Some people like to wear T-shirts with all kinds of weird stuff on it. Some wear a face, a statement, some just splash on colors, etc. What are some of the more weird sayings you have seen on a t-shirt? Here is some:

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.

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I have a T-shirt I received for Xmas with SpongeBob SquarePants on it which says "I wear the pants in this pineapple!"

I could also talk about some of the "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts but those may be too over the top.

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"She Who Must Be Obeyed"

"Kiss Me Quick"

"I'm Well Travelled (Not really, my mind just wanders)"

"Closed - Gone Fishing"

"No Jesus, No Peace -- Know Jesus, Know Peace"

Edited: FarSeer on 30th May, 2004 - 3:23am

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" I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person"

"Oh no ~ a Gray Hare!" ( one gray bunny in a group of pink bunnies)

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"

Edited: AGene on 30th May, 2004 - 7:21am

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Agene -- I saw a bumper sticker that said almost the same thing, but slightly different:

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

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I saw a new one yesterday:

FUGITIVE
(you never saw me)

Hehehehe I love this stuff.

Roz

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Wave if I am Norwegian ~ this is my older brother's favorite saying. He has it on a bumper sticker- 'cept it says: Honk, if I am Norweigen. He also has a cup with this on it, then several T-shirts of course.

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There are two shirts I want but don't have. Two shirts which will have sayings on them:

'10. You see ten, I see two. Learn Binary.'

and

on the back: 'Are You In DENIAL?'
on the front: 'You Are In DENIAL?'

Incidentally, the answer to 'Are You In Denial' will confirm that you are in denial, no matter what your answer is.