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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Ever notice how you can take any issue and people see it from the angle that they want to see it just because they are made up like that?

Check below and you will understand what I mean.



One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons



Why did the chicken cross the road?


KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:  To get to the other side.

PLATO:  For the greater good of man.

ARISTOTLE:  It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX:  It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY:  Because that's the only trip the
establishment would let it take.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its
mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:  This was an unprovoked act of
rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of
nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN:  I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:  To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES:  Because of an excess of phlegm in its
pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING:  Deregulation of the chicken's
side of the road was threatening its dominant market
position.  The chicken was faced with significant challenges
to create and develop the competencies required for the
newly competitive market.  Andersen Consulting, in a
partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by
rethinking its physical distribution strategy and
implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration
Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills,
methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align
the chicken's people, processes and technology in support
of its overall strategy within a Program Management
framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse
cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along
with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the
transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of
meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge
capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to
synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit
goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across
the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The
meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and
creating an impactful environment which was strategically
based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,
and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's
mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive
towards the creation of a total business.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:  The road, you see, represents the
black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to
trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:  I envision a world where all
chickens will be free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question.

FOX MULDER:  You saw it cross the road with your own
eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road
before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON:  The chicken did not cross the road. I
repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI:  The point is that the chicken crossed the
road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies
whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD:  Why does anyone cross a road?  I
mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck
was this chicken doing walking around all over the place,
anyway?"

FREUD:  The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.

BILL GATES:  I have just released the new Chicken Office
2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE:  The question is not, "Why did the chicken
cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at
the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to
observe the chicken crossing?"

CHARLES DARWIN:  Chickens, over great periods of time,
have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now
genetically disposed to cross roads.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:  Whether the chicken crossed the road
or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your
frame of reference.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON:  The chicken did not cross the
road... it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:  To die.  In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS:  I missed one?

BILL CLINTON:  I did not, and I repeat, did not have sexual
relations with that chicken.

PAT BUCHANAN:  To steal a job from a decent, hard
working American.

L.A.P.D.:  Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
out.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed, I've not been told!

GRANDPA:  In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

GEORGE W. BUSH:  The chicken crossed the road because
he was an evil-doer, and we smoked him out of his hole
and got him on the run!

road cross chicken the Why

Okay here is the FUN part...

We get to continue the tradition above!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

EYESONU:  He was just kicked out of the chat room and was too chicken to come back in.

LDS_FOREVER:  He over heard me saying I was feeling to eat fajitas and asado.

NEPHIPROJECT:  If we look at this from a technical standpoint we can see that based on the historic perspective of the book of chickens this was a definite reason and I am in agreement with that even though many would not accept it.

JB@TRINIDAD:  Does that chicken need any support? Else let him know I am busy coding.

Why did the chicken cross the road... Games Forum & Humor Jokes

JB@Trinidad :I don't know why the chicken crossed the road.But a minute ago, I said I wanted a fresh chicken breakfast sausage before her.

Nicking0704:  The shy chicken corssed the road because she wanted to go to WC,and the toilet was at the other side of the road.

road cross chicken the Why

nicking0704: She need it to cross the road and beat LDS_forever in a quizz.

eyesonu: She crossed the road because....oh wait a minute....I have to go now...I'll be back in a minute ok?....(waiting for eyesonu in the chat room.... :ever :ever :ever :ever)

JB@Trinidad: what's wrong with this chicken? doesn't he reads ALL over the forum that he cannot cross the road! :fury:

Nephiproject: The chicken is in fact a chicken and also a male chicken. I don't see why she could not be both. She crossed the road to find out her inner self.  ;D

road cross chicken the Why

LDS_forever: because the chicken did not get the high score in the Comprehension quiz so she crossed the road to meet with the local cyber hacker to see if he could change the results on the quiz board.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

lol,a poor little chicken.

If she knows what we say,I guests she will be angry:I crossed the road for nothing,why you treated me like that!! 55555555555

Why the chicken cross road...

The chicken crossed the road because nobody was considerate enough to build a bridge, it had walked the length of the road several times looking for a better solution and even tried flapping its wings but nobody cared.The chicken now watches road runner cartoons in its home on the other side of the road.

Why the chicken cross road... Jokes Humor & Forum Games

I am amazed at how everyone is going off on the chicken *LOL* I thought it would be a simple thread, but it seems not

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