Groucho Marx Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Groucho Marx:
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"My mother loved children she would have given anything if I had been one."
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'"