
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Fran Lebowitz:
"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"My favorite animal is steak."
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
"Special interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for i"