W. C. Fields Quotes

W. C. Fields Quotes

W. C. Fields Quotes

Consider the following quotes by W. C. Fields:

"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother."

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy."

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against."

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."