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Joke - The Prayers of Children

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Subject: Kid prayers
Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway
Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world.
There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.
They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Children Prayers Joke

One evening this one little boy was praying by his bed and his mother heard him and so she went in the room to  make sure his prayers was O,K, and as she listened to him his words got softer and softer and soon the mom said son I can't hear you and the little boy said politely  I wasn't speaking to you.

Joke - The Prayers of Children Games Forum & Humor Jokes

Heh, those are great.  I love it when little kids pray, its so cute.  I can't wait to have kids of my own.

Children Prayers Joke

My 5 year old Daughter the other day, was saying her prayers before she went out to school. This was the first prayer that she had done by herself, as we normally say them together, but I thought this was quite sweet to share...

"Dear Lord, please can you find my pink teddy for me while I'm at school, and just leave it on my bed for when I get home? Amen"

Well, it's a start,and sort of in the right direction....