Henny Youngman Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Henny Youngman:
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."