Cat Poop Cookies

---CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS
--- 1/2 c Honey

2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard

1 Egg

1 ts Vanilla extract

-OR- peppermint extract 2 c Whole wheat flour

1/3 c Cocoa powder

Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
--GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS
-- 1/4 c Honey

1/4 c Molasses

2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard

1 Egg

2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour

Ginger, cinnamon, cloves - to taste -(maybe 1/2 tsp each) Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

--MIX-INS

-- Coconut; (tapeworms) chips Butterscotch chips Peanut butter chips Spagetti or ramen noodles - cooked - (roundworms) Corn Peanuts "puffy pastel things"; * -find at Chinese restaurants *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.