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5% - Jokes, Humor, Forum Games - Posted: 31st Jan, 2007 - 4:05am

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A good Email pass along...
31st Jan, 2007 - 3:00am / Post ID: #

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Imagine you got this in your Email box today...

Subject: 5%

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.

So He called one of His angels to go to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time, too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5 % who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?






No?






Okay, just checking with you.

I didn't get one either!



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Post Date: 31st Jan, 2007 - 4:05am / Post ID: #

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A Friend

Oh thats pretty good! Kinda rough, but pretty good!

"Dear God,

Just letting you know that you forgot to send me the email with your message to the good ones.

Love,
Kent"

"Dear Kent,

No I didn't

Love,
God"

Thats great!


 
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