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Meet The Bug-eyed / Hottie Bandits!

Two nice looking young women rob a bank in a grocery store. Their disguise is a set of large sunglasses like the Olsen twins are caught in frequently. Obviously, they either think that this disguise is fool proof or they are clueless. My guess is the later of the two.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...28072bank1.html

With pictures like these, someone has got to know who they are and that will in the end be their....end. Enjoy prison ladies. If you are lucky, you actually are 16 or 17 and they will have mercy on you and only charge you as a minor and you will get out of Juvenile detention in short order.

I am picturing some really proud Georgian Parents about now.

It is going to be ashame to us up your 15minutes of fame so early.

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Are our air headed superstars influencing our teens to the point of being a moron working on becoming a imbecile? I hope they take these two and toss them in the brink for a good long time. I just do not get it, at least the appear to have been unarmed.

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Oh boy, oh boy I just had to laugh when I saw this duos 'disguise'.

Do they not think that anybody who has ever seen them wearing any type of sunglasses is not going to recognize them?

I just think they look so chilled out, I really don't think that they could have thought ahead about the consequences of their actions.
Undoubtedly they will be caught, and I think they are going to be in for a shock or two when they realize the seriousness of the situation.

Bandits Hottie Bug-eyed Meet

Why can I imagine that the police will be checking the video cams from the malls near by to see if there are any young girls buying things with cash and wearing really cool sunglasses or just in general looking like these two? They do look like they were having quite the time robbing the bank. What I pray doesn't happen is a dramatic standoff until they give themselves up and later there is a movie about the whole incident where they get paid well for their stupidity. However, stupidity sells and maybe they will have the last laugh when they get to coach the Olsen twins on what their characters should "feel" as they are cluelessly robbing the bank.

Maybe they will need an agent more than a lawyer following their inevitable capture.

Bandits Hottie Bug-eyed Meet

I have similar sunglasses. They will be caught quickly, the sunglasses are not really covering anything and I am sure by tomorrow we will know who these two little girls are (they do not even look 16!).

Meet The Bug-eyed / Hottie Bandits!

I know it is hard to believe, but the Bug-eyed/Hottie Bandits have been captured. Lucky for the state of Georgia, they are actually 19, so they will be allowed to participate in the judicial procedings as ADULTS!

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...73bandits1.html

Lucky for them that they will be charged only with theft, since they had inside help with the heist. Should this have been robbery, they would get longer sentences for sure. It was also nice to see that they had spent some of their "take" to buy some dope, which is also now a charge against them.

I feel for the parents, at least until they show up on tv and convince me that they are part to blame for this as well. Enjoy jail girls! Don't forget to bring your cool shades, sorry, I mean disguise to jail with you. The only thing missing is an explaination of how they planned to get away with it. I would almost pay money to just hear that little nugget of stupidity.

Edited: Vincenzo on 5th Mar, 2007 - 2:19am

Meet Bug-eyed / Hottie Bandits!

Thanks Vincenzo for bringing us the update!
I can't say that I am too surprised that the girls 'disguise' caught them out in the end .
I think now that they are going to appear in court as adults, I think they are going to realize the full seriousness of the situation...and rightly so in my opinion, commit an adult crime, pay the adult time!

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How did I call it? They split the money and went on a shopping spree and it is on video tape!

https://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/07/teen.ban...=rss_topstories

The new news is that they were also strippers working the afternoon shift at a club called "Shooter Alley". The not so shocking news is that the parents couldn't see this coming.

Understanding their vocation, I can now understand the disguise, as this was quite a lot of clothing versus what many people may usually see them in. That is unless the sunglass are part of their outfits at "Shooter Alley" as well.

The admission of being a drug dealer only solidifies the moniker of CLUELESS to these two. Get help girls!

Edited: Vincenzo on 9th Mar, 2007 - 4:07am