Why Parenting Sucks
Who will do it then? Why do you feel Parenting sucks?
1) No owner manual.
2) The warranty and return policy is terrible.
3) No matter what you do you are wrong just research it and I know you will find an expert that will disagree. Mind you that nice person is single and has no children.
4)The premature aging is not a good side benefit.
5) The laugh in you parents eye when you tell them juniors last episode is just to ironic.
6) You still can remember all the great thing from your child hood that no longer exist, but very few of the bad.
7) You can recall how much of a brat you where and live in constant fear the next round will be worse then you where.
8) You miss having money.
9) You only have two but there is 4 or 5 constantly eating from you stores.
10) No matter how bad they are you somehow love them more ech day preventing you from selling them to a child labor camp.
Always wishing you could do more for your kids and you can't.
Wishing you could be right there at that very moment when someone makes fun of them or tries to hurt them but can't.
Those suck real bad.