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Women's Vocab

Women's Vocab:

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.


Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in
a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want
because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a
few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in
about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".

- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth,
so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she
will only tell you "Nothing

Vocab Womens

I'll add one more...
Very Funny - This is what a woman will say when she hears something that is somewhat true and not overly flattering about herself. She will say it because she cannot think of a better way to respond. It will usually be followed by "That's Okay", "Fine", or "Thanks a Lot".

Women's Vocab Games Forum & Humor Jokes

"And your point is...?" Often used after you've answered the "Please Do" with lame excuses and vague generalities.