Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Dave Barry:

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine millimeter bullet."

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes."

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."

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