Doug Larson Quotes

Doug Larson Quotes

Doug Larson Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Doug Larson:

"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."

"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."

"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living."

"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others."

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the b"