Finley Peter Dunne Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Finley Peter Dunne:
"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."
"The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here."
"The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans."
"Don't jump on a man unless he's down."
"An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court."