George Burns Quotes

George Burns Quotes

George Burns Quotes

Consider the following quotes by George Burns:

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"Retirement at sixty five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples."

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

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