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Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Groucho Marx:

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"My mother loved children she would have given anything if I had been one."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'"

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Groucho Marx Quotes

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