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Jay Leno Quotes

Jay Leno Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Jay Leno:

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."

"I think high self esteem is overrated. A little low self esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution."

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

"There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice."

"You cannot be mad at somebod"

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