Stephen Leacock Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Stephen Leacock:
"I detest life insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
"Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions."
"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits."
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."