
Erma Bombeck Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Erma Bombeck:
"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you."
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend and he's a priest."