P. J. O Rourke Quotes
Consider the following quotes by P. J. O Rourke:
"A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them."
"Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system."
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs."
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make believe that's worse than regular life."
"There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause."
"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."
"The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display exces"