Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Consider the following quotes by Rodney Dangerfield:

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

"Life is just a bowl of pits."

"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous everyone hasn't met me yet."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

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