
Ronnie Shakes Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Ronnie Shakes:
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"
"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August."
"I like life. It's something to do."
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"