Stanislaw J. Lec Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Stanislaw J. Lec:
"All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often."
"Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin."
"Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one."
"The first condition of immortality is death."
"Never lie when the truth is more profitable."
"People find life entirely too time consuming."
"If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company."
"I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward."
"You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience."
"Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody."
"When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet."
"There are grammatical errors even in his silence."