
Scott Adams Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Scott Adams:
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
"Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there."
"Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"