Will Rogers Quotes
Consider the following quotes by Will Rogers:
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up."
"Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions there is."
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today."
"I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like."
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty eight years ago."
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a gov"